Imagine a vampire that sucks time instead of blood. He can look like Tom Cruise, Bela Lugosi, or that sparkly guy from the new movies--it's entirely up to you. Now imagine that this time sucking vampire waited outside your office door nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY you're at work, but instead of being all smooth and seductive and metrosexual and stuff he just makes really, really stupid noises about all the things he KNOWS about his job, which, by the way, is pretty much the same job you do, which you've pretty much been doing for just as long, pretty much just as well. Then suddenly a hour is gone, slurped right up into his stupid time vampire pie-hole. That's been work lately. Awesome. Thanks, time vampire, for making sure there's a little extra suck in my life.
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